Mum: From now on your going to have free
Mum: From now on your going to have free school dinners. Son:But, Mum, I don’t want three school dinners, one is more than enough !
View ArticleTeacher: I said to draw a cow eating some
Teacher: I said to draw a cow eating some grass but you’ve only drawn the cow ? Pupil: Yes, the cow ate all the grass !
View ArticleSon to his father as they watch television:
Son to his father as they watch television: “Dad, tell me again how when you were a kid you had to walk all the way across the room to change the channel.”
View ArticleAfter the baby was baptized,
After the baby was baptized, her four-year-old brother was crying inconsolably in the back seat of the car. “What’s the matter Johnny?” asked his concerned mother. Johnny replied: “that man said that...
View ArticleFred: Where does the new kid come from?
Fred: Where does the new kid come from? Harry: Alaska. Fred: Don’t bother – I’ll ask her myself.
View ArticleFather: What did you learn in school today
Father: What did you learn in school today ? Son: That three and three are seven. Father: Three and three are six ! Son: I guess I didn’t learn anything today then !
View ArticleYoung Jimmy was having a snack
Young Jimmy was having a snack after school with his Gran. ‘ Would you like another cookie ?’ she asked. ‘Yes, please,’ replied Jimmy. ‘What good manners you have,’ said his Gran. ‘ I do like to hear...
View ArticleOn a special teacher’s day, a kindergarten
On a special teacher’s day, a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils. The florist’s son handed her a gift. She shooked it, held it over her head, and said, “I bet I know what it is –...
View ArticleDick and
Dick and Jane were arguing furiously over the breakfast table. ‘ Oh you’re so stupid!’ shouted Dick. ‘Dick!’ said their father, ‘that’s quite enough of that! Now say you’re sorry.’ ‘OK,’ said Dick....
View ArticleTwo boys camping out in a backyard wanted to
Two boys camping out in a backyard wanted to know the time, so they began singing at the top of their voices. Eventually one of the neighbours threw open his window and shouted down at them “Hey, less...
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